theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

(via nigga-hyper)

 89066
16 Apr 14 at 11 pm

perksofbeingacastmember:

literally me

(Source: prismcess, via b3ards)

 2953
16 Apr 14 at 11 pm

spatscolombo:

The best thing about this is that even though these lines occur relatively near each other in the movie, three years have passed in the internal chronology. Maybe just lazy(ish) writing, but I prefer to believe that this guy has been waiting for this moment for three years. Every day he wakes up, looks in the mirror and says, “I know you kicked his ass and left him bleeding and wasted, but it was NOT ENOUGH. You will find that man and you will look him in the eye and with pure venom in your heart and mind YOU WILL CALL HIM CUPCAKE.”

(Source: mirrornyotauhura, via nigga-hyper)

 52603
16 Apr 14 at 12 am

cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

(Source: gatta-cicova, via romancingthelookyloos)

cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

dulect:

"Oh good you’re awake! Can you get out of bed and clean up a few thi…"

image

(via anotherserotonin)

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(via glazered)

 239977
15 Apr 14 at 11 pm

me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)

(Source: pfghhh, via richhomiejess)

"what the fffffffffffffffheck"

 79
14 Apr 14 at 11 pm

pixieskulls:

Eternal L○ve on We Heart It.

(via heyymacarena)

pixieskulls:

Eternal L○ve on We Heart It.
 18654
14 Apr 14 at 11 pm

housewifeswag:

Kanye talks about meeting Michael Jackson

(Source: kanyeuniversecity, via i-get-krazy)

 3495
14 Apr 14 at 11 pm

Twiggy, 1966

(Source: vintagegal, via volunteerbutttoucher)

 59169
14 Apr 14 at 11 pm

pokemoncap:

Ash i really dont think you understand the definition of paralyzed

(via monsieur-meursault)

 36706
13 Apr 14 at 11 pm

heyjennyzheng:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

talk dirty to me

I knew this was a talk dirty to me post.

(Source: haansolo)